scrolling through the dash when the mutuals are in a new ugly guy phase
ALToh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash
ALT
I love how certain I am that I’m not the only person who stopped scrolling to let the snail finish crossing the dash.
In fact, I would bet small sums of money that the majority of Tumblr folk do.
Rb for the lil hops it does at the end before it finishes crossing 🥺💓
slapping him saturday
whoop him wednesday
thumping him thursday
fuck him up friday
swipe him sunday
maim him monday
trash him tuesday
now you can reblog it 24/7
Screeeeching at this meme a girl I went to high school w posted recently
i've gotten so used to getting my news for the fucking destiel meme especially in the last week that my first reaction to seeing this
is to say "oh no" out loud to my empty room
i posted this on fb and got into a little discussion with somebody 💅💅💅☠️
share the discussion op
“There won’t be a puddle you can sail in between here and Nova Scotia except the River Styx.”
That is way too metal of a line to of come from a joke argument on Facebook about the difference between privateers and pirates.
